Number of huckleberries in Orion's bucket at the end of the day: Zero
Number of huckleberries in his stomach: Approximately 35,251
Number of huckleberries smeared on his face, hands, and clothing: Approximately 7,916
Orion's huckleberry picking nickname: Scurvio the Pirate
His father's nickname: Scurvy Dad
His mother's: Mad Mary Mom
Mine: Aunt Malicious
Andy's: Uncle Aaarrrrr!
Outcome of huckleberry excursion: Success
Sounds like your weekend is progressing similar to mine. I have been forced into adopting a superhero persona called "Super Elastic Beef Jerky" by two nieces and one nephew--I fight crime except in the presence of pickles, apparently.
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