I began this post at work...

[A disclaimer: I am extremely grateful to have a job. Especially at a time when a lot of people want jobs and can't find them.]

However, here is a personality quiz. You will have a hard time working a retail job if:

1. you have moderate to severe social anxiety.
2. you find handling money embarrassing.
3. you tend to be verbally aggressive towards rich people who feel entitled to cheap food.

Role play. Imagine you are standing behind a cash register, alone in a small store. every time a car pulls into the parking lot you...

...pray fervently: please don't get out, please don't get out...

[The writing of this post was interrupted by dog vomit.]

Tomorrow, tales of new goats!